Becky has recently returned from an expedition through Russia where she hand-chiseled ice from the glaciers of Siberia to master the perfect vodka and Diet Dr. Pepper. But no worries, she brought her own Fleischmann's vodka, to ensure that the drink quality didn't suffer with the sub-par Russian vittles available.
Patrick is currently studying with Ken Jennings to become the next Jeopardy legend. The son of a southern preacher and a former marine... don't let his charming demeanor fool you, this guy could f%#@ you up.
Craig, our resident Scotsman, is contemplating taking lessons in English-as-a-Second-Language (mostly so the rest of us can understand him when he's been drinking) and will be teaching ongoing classes of "The Craig Shuffle" at Fred Astaire Studios to keep his new wife Becky well-decked in jewels.
At the beginning of his illustrious service career, Teppler's service was so sub-par (by the high-maintenance Godfrey sisters' standards) that it almost ended before it began. Four years later... we hired him. He does know a lot about beer (Kristin trained him...) but the jury's still out on if he can keep up with us...
Ryan was one of Vintage's original regulars and we haven't been able to get rid of him. Occasionally found eating flowers after a drink too many, he knows wayyyy too much about all of us and should never be trusted. Ryan is the original 'nice guy'... or at least that's what he'd have us all believe. We'll let you judge for yourself.
Kristin is Becky's little sister (though you'd never be able to tell) and Becky thoroughly enjoys exacting power over her "subordinate." Kristin and her wildly talented karaoke-singing dog Bascom are planning a World Tour through rural Arkansas in 2017. She also thinks she knows everything about beer... just ask her.